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12.06.2025 02:20

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
What is something you have to share?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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